i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
The only book I will ever need
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
That character description speaks to me
"I am speed, I am speed…” Jared says as he runs headfirst into enemy territory and dies. The rest of his team pretends not to know him.
I think you meant “I am the night”
I am both!
oh you guys
food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here
That’s a cheap ass kid