the-cab-rock:

I dare you to try and find a more genuine and kind person in the music industry


“After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME

just-for-a-momentt:

thechanelmuse:

Get ‘em! John Legend stay woke. 

i love john legend.

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)
assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

findouteverything:

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

wow that’s a pretty concise essay