dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

jarhed12:

deansmovingcastle:

yenyan:

jarhed12:

nappotuna:

poor yosuke

That character description speaks to me

"I am speed, I am speed…” Jared says as he runs headfirst into enemy territory and dies. The rest of his team pretends not to know him.

I think you meant “I am the night”

I am both!

oh you guys 

jarhed12:

deansmovingcastle:

yenyan:

jarhed12:

nappotuna:

poor yosuke

That character description speaks to me

"I am speed, I am speed…” Jared says as he runs headfirst into enemy territory and dies. The rest of his team pretends not to know him.

I think you meant “I am the night”

I am both!

oh you guys 

zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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unclefather:

That’s a cheap ass kid

unclefather:

That’s a cheap ass kid